kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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Anonymous:
sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird

tobeanidealofhope:

chezzr:

ball-deep:

Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

i needed to reblog this again

Love it.

brownglucose:

envyhergoddess:

womenofgold:

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

Incredible

This is great

And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.

(via drunken-bakeneko)

Timestamp: 1405385285

brownglucose:

envyhergoddess:

womenofgold:

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

Incredible

This is great

And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.

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pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

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Timestamp: 1404850370

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via royeah)

cannabli5s:

Go to McDonald’s and eat over 2,000 calories of fatty crap and nobody gives a shit, but say you’re vegan and suddenly everyone is a fucking nutritionist.

(via voxamberlynn)

selchieproductions:

© Survival International

Indigenous boy protests on pitch during World Cup opening ceremony

One of the three Brazilian children who released white doves during the World Cup opening ceremony used the occasion to demand recognition of Indian land rights – but his protest was censored by FIFA.

Immediately after releasing a white dove, Jeguaká Mirim, an indigenous Guarani boy, held up a red banner reading ‘Demarcation Now!’ But his courageous protest was not broadcast, as the TV cameras swiftly cut away.

Jeguaká’s father, Guarani author Olívio Jekupe, said that the act “showed the world that we are not standing still… My son showed the world what we need the most: the demarcation of our lands.”

The Guarani are Brazil’s most numerous tribe and they live in five states. Much of their land has been stolen from them and is being used for cattle ranching and sugar cane production, whilst many Guarani are forced to live in overcrowded reserves or in roadside camps where malnutrition and disease are rife. Some, like Jeguaká’s community known as Krukutu, live near urban areas like São Paulo on almost no land.

As a result of the loss of their land, the Guarani-Kaiowá of Mato Grosso do Sul state suffer the highest suicide rate in the world, and their leaders are targeted and killed when they attempt to reoccupy patches of their ancestral land.

The Guarani, Survival International and other organizations are calling on the Brazilian government to uphold its own constitution and international law, and map out the Guarani’s land for their exclusive use.

Coca-Cola, one of the World Cup’s main sponsors, has recently become embroiled in the Guarani land scandalby buying sugar from US food giant Bunge, which sources sugar cane from their ancestral land. The Guarani are urging Coca-Cola to respect their rights and stop this purchase immediately.

(via aztec-princesss)

Timestamp: 1402972591

selchieproductions:

© Survival International

Indigenous boy protests on pitch during World Cup opening ceremony

One of the three Brazilian children who released white doves during the World Cup opening ceremony used the occasion to demand recognition of Indian land rights – but his protest was censored by FIFA.

Immediately after releasing a white dove, Jeguaká Mirim, an indigenous Guarani boy, held up a red banner reading ‘Demarcation Now!’ But his courageous protest was not broadcast, as the TV cameras swiftly cut away.

Jeguaká’s father, Guarani author Olívio Jekupe, said that the act “showed the world that we are not standing still… My son showed the world what we need the most: the demarcation of our lands.”

The Guarani are Brazil’s most numerous tribe and they live in five states. Much of their land has been stolen from them and is being used for cattle ranching and sugar cane production, whilst many Guarani are forced to live in overcrowded reserves or in roadside camps where malnutrition and disease are rife. Some, like Jeguaká’s community known as Krukutu, live near urban areas like São Paulo on almost no land.

As a result of the loss of their land, the Guarani-Kaiowá of Mato Grosso do Sul state suffer the highest suicide rate in the world, and their leaders are targeted and killed when they attempt to reoccupy patches of their ancestral land.

The Guarani, Survival International and other organizations are calling on the Brazilian government to uphold its own constitution and international law, and map out the Guarani’s land for their exclusive use.

Coca-Cola, one of the World Cup’s main sponsors, has recently become embroiled in the Guarani land scandalby buying sugar from US food giant Bunge, which sources sugar cane from their ancestral land. The Guarani are urging Coca-Cola to respect their rights and stop this purchase immediately.

(via aztec-princesss)

creepshowapparel:

Win a free tee!!! Just reblog this and you will be entered in the contest. I’ll pick a random winner on 05/09/14 at 5:00pm est. I’ll announce the winner on my blog around 6pm 05/09/14. ( you must reblog to be entered not just like/heart ).

www.creepshowapparel.com

(via everyonedies)

Timestamp: 1402972417

creepshowapparel:

Win a free tee!!! Just reblog this and you will be entered in the contest. I’ll pick a random winner on 05/09/14 at 5:00pm est. I’ll announce the winner on my blog around 6pm 05/09/14. ( you must reblog to be entered not just like/heart ).

www.creepshowapparel.com

(via everyonedies)

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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dynastylnoire:

theadvocatecorner:

Amber Alert: FBI join search for children after mom’s body found shot dead in vacant Detroit, Michigan house June 6th, 2014

Alicia Fox, the 27-year-old mother had been shot multiple times, twice in the head and was wrapped in blankets and hidden underneath a door.

The location of her two children, Kaylah Neveah Hunter, age 6, and Kristian Dejuan Justice, 6 months, remains unknown. Detroit police described Fox’s daughter, Kaylah, as 4-foot-7, 65 pounds, with a light complexion and black hair in cornrows. Police did not release a physical description of the baby Kristian Justice.

Police are looking for Fox’s burgundy Chevy Impala, which has a license plate of CCR 1286.

Anyone with information is asked to contact the Detroit Police Department’s Criminal Investigations at (313) 596-1240 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-SPEAK-UP or 911.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

blackandmissing

(via aztec-princesss)

Timestamp: 1402532231

dynastylnoire:

theadvocatecorner:

Amber Alert: FBI join search for children after mom’s body found shot dead in vacant Detroit, Michigan house June 6th, 2014

Alicia Fox, the 27-year-old mother had been shot multiple times, twice in the head and was wrapped in blankets and hidden underneath a door.

The location of her two children, Kaylah Neveah Hunter, age 6, and Kristian Dejuan Justice, 6 months, remains unknown. Detroit police described Fox’s daughter, Kaylah, as 4-foot-7, 65 pounds, with a light complexion and black hair in cornrows. Police did not release a physical description of the baby Kristian Justice.

Police are looking for Fox’s burgundy Chevy Impala, which has a license plate of CCR 1286.

Anyone with information is asked to contact the Detroit Police Department’s Criminal Investigations at (313) 596-1240 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-SPEAK-UP or 911.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

blackandmissing

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imdrinkingthestars:

letourfatewritethewords:

weary—soul:

this was too fucking amazing to not reblog, so I made it black and white.

wow.

(via royeah)

Timestamp: 1402488623

imdrinkingthestars:

letourfatewritethewords:

weary—soul:

this was too fucking amazing to not reblog, so I made it black and white.

wow.

(via royeah)

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via howtodiecompletelyalone)

Timestamp: 1401839816

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via howtodiecompletelyalone)

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

Details.

Wow. What a piece of shit this guy is.

(Source: radiocandy, via drunken-bakeneko)

Timestamp: 1401839410

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

Details.

Wow. What a piece of shit this guy is.

(Source: radiocandy, via drunken-bakeneko)

buzzfeed:

Shakin’ my damn head at these people.

(via drunken-bakeneko)

Timestamp: 1401839136

buzzfeed:

Shakin’ my damn head at these people.

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